Howdy neighbor

1 Aug

Photo 1 of Augustography 

This is a cute little house in my neighborhood, whose entire front lawn is wildflowers. Not a smidge of grass anywhere. I imagine the world’s most awesome spinster aunt lives there, with five dogs and three cats, all of them missing an eye or a limb or an ear (because she is a sap for injured animals), and she always gives you vegan cookies when you visit. When she dies, you will discover a trunk full of love letters from various men in prison, and Emily Dickinson-esque poetry that isn’t great, but isn’t too bad either. And maybe a sandwich bag full of mice bones (just for some mystery flair).


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